Vs Everything, my boss (divorced) just put this on facebook In...

my boss (divorced) just put this on facebook

In the immortal words of Frank Carson………My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”……Thanks Frank!

I hope he gets really drunk tonight and I can be like BRIAN YOU ARE DRUNK

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My name is Alice. I'm 18 and I'm from Northen Ireland.

I play four instruments. I'm a grade 8 flute player, with a distinction in my ATCL Flute Diploma and I want to study music at university. I work in a hotel and I bloody well love it.

I bite my nails, I'm not very tall and I have a big scar on my left knee. I have a strange sense of humour and I probably don't like the bands or movies you'd expect me to like. I'm shit with relationships, I sometimes type 'yr' instead of your/you're and I can't see my walls because of all the posters.

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