teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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也许在不同的时空 还牵着你的手

 Perhaps in a parallel universe, I am still holding your hand.

cool-aicl:

The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress

cool-aicl:

The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to