mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him
making plans with friends like
The Front Bottoms - Twin Sized Mattress
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to